Verbatimly, Trump is the first ever tell-all novel by President Trump's brain, T-Brain. It is a political satire about the 45th President of the United States. This novel is more than just his tweets. That would have been way too easy! Instead, as exclusively retold by T-Brain with his witty commentaries, this novel is about the more noteworthy statements by President Donny that were made through all forms of widely-public communication: tweets, stump rallies, speeches, interviews, side remarks, and written statements. Alongside these tweets and comments by The Donald there are also rebuttals and/or contradicting statements made mainly by Republicans, conservative organizations and - surprise, surprise - Trump himself! These tweets, comments, rebuttals and contradicting statements are intentionally taken out of context and categorized in a satirical manner so that T-Brain can provide the reader with its insight on what was really going on in the president's brain at the time of the comments. After all, we're treating the Trumpy presidency with the seriousness it deserves - except without Star Wars tauntauns, Sharknado and President Reagan riding a dinosaur. (Thank you, Sen. Mikey Lee (R UT)! You're helping to prove our Trickle Down Buffoonery theory!) The authors employed satire, humor and wit to make this into both an entertaining and agonizing read. Understandably, this book may illicit a rollercoaster of raw emotions unlike any other book in the history of book publishing. During the writing of this novel, the authors themselves experienced cycles of joy to sadness, happiness to anger, confusion to disbelief, relief to anguish, and heartache to euphoria. This is the story of a president whose often peculiar and self-inflicted words confounded mankind. Forget the 'Deep State.' There is a 'Deep Embed.' That is, the Trump Administration's embedded enemy #1 is... T-Brain. Now this small bodily organ (you know, that other small one that is less frisky) wants to speak out and it cannot be easily un-embedded. The only solution may be... Make Lobotomy Great Again! In the meantime, herein lies the first tell-all novel from the single most "powerful" - but oh-so liddle' - brain in the world... T-Brain!