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The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion

Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family
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Answering questions such as 'could I be dating a terrorist?' and 'where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children's sizes?', this humourous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is included, featuring topics like what to do when invited to join a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times each morning to confuse attackers to the final under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fears at bay.

Author Biography:

Larry Arnstein worked at the CIA as an undercover agent for many years until his cover was blown by Dick Cheney after a shouting match at a pickup basketball game. Currently, he holds the Dennis Rodman Chair of National Securities Studies at Borden State University, where he is a Visiting Professor of Panic. Zack Arnstein has personally killed over eight terrorists that he found in his own neighborhood. Or at least he thinks they were terrorists. . . . He’s pretty damn sure, actually. Yeah, they definitely had to be terrorists. Probably. He is currently completing his doctorate, also at Borden State, in epiosteemiology. This is their third book. While they have a common last name, they are not related, nor do they interact socially.
Release date NZ
October 18th, 2007
Audience
  • General (US: Trade)
Illustrations
24 Illustrations, unspecified
Pages
192
Dimensions
140x216x9
ISBN-13
9781595800251
Product ID
2097861

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