When the planetas natural weather cycle is imbalanced, events and resulting factors play an important role. On the west coast of the United States, the cemeteries in Washington, Oregon and California have taken a heavy toll from a year-long rainy spell. Under the right conditions, harmful microorganisms can multiply without warning. The public works personnel of these states have the daunting task of rectifying the state of their graveyards. Following a prescribed plan may or may not be the solution, and the rest of the country will passively endure the oppression of the pineapple effect, a deathly scattering.