Satirizing the rise of Sarah Palin from obscurity to reality TV, The Palin Prophecies reveals that God communicates with Palin through an antenna in her hairdo. Her divinely inspired messages, transmitted to Alaskan Pentecostal sports reporter Brent Mooseburger, are translated for the American people in this revelatory book. The 31 collected prophecies from She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Criticized include: "Sympathy for the Pit Bull, or The Girl Who Cried Wolf Blitzer"; "The Bigger the Hair, the Closer to God"; "The Sarah Witch Project"; "Obama Is the Anti-Christ and the World Is Greek to Me"; and "We're In for Some Nasty Weathermen." Thrill to the adventures of The Maverick, Big Dick Cheney, and Calamity Sarah as they struggle with the outlaw Ben Lawdin for control of the District of Crawford. Discover God's plans for the End Times and Alaska's role as the Kingdom of Heaven on earth. Listen in as The First Dude and Sarah Bear plan the ultra-Christianization of our nation once she is elected . . .president. Yes, this is a book to help us prepare for 2012. The Palin Prophecies will remind us of what it was like in those dizzy, terrorist-filled days of the 2008 presidential campaign. What readers are saying about The Palin Prophecies: Apocalypstick Now! "A must read for future historians of the past."-Professor of Histrionics and Recovering Republican "This is a book to cherish until the End Times."-The Rt. Rev. Reverend Bishop of Something "A book worth banning."-Sarah Palin Impersonator Brent Mooseburger is the nom de plume of a popular blogger born in Alaska. He was selected by God the Father to channel Palin's prophecies for a nucular age, since neither she nor God trust the Gotcha elite media.Mooseburger is applying for the Federal Witness Protection Program.