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The Lying Bitch and Her Wardrobe by Peter Jones
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C S Lewis' "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" gets a breathtakingly politically incorrect make-over! Join Pedro, Svetlana, Eduardo, and Lacy on their hilarious adventures. Dumped on their disturbingly weird uncle, the children explore his bizarre mansion and discover the magical camp closet, inhabited by Freebase the monkey. The closet is a transdimensional inter-universe corridor (you know; a magic door) that takes them to the bizarre land of Yawnia. There they meet and befriend the Good Creatures of the enchanted land. Can the children help Mr Numbnuts the Faun, Skeppy the Bosche Kangaroo, the Scouse Beaver and their other friends overthrow the wicked White Bitch? Read on and find out. And if you listen very carefully you may just hear the faint sound of C S Lewis spinning in his grave...

Author Biography

Peter G Jones graduated from the University of Bristol in the 80's and subsequently worked as an IT consultant for the next twenty years. He married his wife in 1988 and they are still happy and together after eighteen years. In 2003 he decided to realise a long-held ambition to pursue a career in law and became a full-time student at The College of Law. He gained a postgraduate diploma in law and is currently working towards becoming a solicitor. At the present time Peter works for a well known firm in Hull. Peter has a variety of interests outside of IT, law and writing, which include martial arts and fishing. The Lying Bitch and Her Wardrobe is Peter's first novel and he is currently in the process of completing a sequel.
Release date NZ
November 1st, 2006
Country of Publication
United Kingdom
Vanguard Press
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