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The High Crusade


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Mature Audience

Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over.

NOTE: Contains offensive language

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The High Crusade on DVD
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WARNING: We take no responsiblilty for any personal injury or soiling of underwear suffered during the watching of this film. It's the age of chivalry and chastity belts. The flower of English knighthood are gathered for a crusade to vanquish the infidel... but they're about to suffer a close encounter of a very diferent kind. Gather ye round and lendest an ear to the story of the noble Sir Roger and his gallant yeomanry, whom fate has chosen to fight not the Saracen, but a very different bunch of nasty foreign buggers with equally disgusting personal habits... and a spaceship. These mysterious alien invaders may have superior weaponry, tactics and accents, but the valiant knights have one powerful factor on their side... incredible stupidity! Never mind raping, looting and pillaging, you're about to witness the world's first digital orgasm! Absurd, surreal, idiotic, hilarious, wild crazy and historically inaccurate, this incredible tale of bravery and bad hygiene joins "Red Dwarf" and Monty Python's "Holy Grail" in an explosion of jesting and jousting. And remember, in a suit of armour, no one can hear you scream...!
Release date NZ
January 1st, 2003
Movie Format
  • DVD
DVD Region
  • Region 4
  • Standard Edition
Length (Minutes)
Supported Audio
  • Dolby Digital Surround 2.0
  • Fantasy
  • Sci-Fi
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