From Thomas Patterson... The idea for this book first struck me whilst sitting in a place one might consider quite appropriate to the topic. Of course, the idea being: to provide worthwhile reading material for those most in need of it, during those moments when they are most in need. At first, the idea seemed strange. But after the initial wave of discomfort, I was astounded by the nuggets of information that sprung forth from the innermost of my being, dropping into the pool of knowledge and leaving ripples of enlightenment as they drifted slowly to the bottom of my consciousness. Over a long period of struggle, I compiled a collection of tidbits that I am certain will entertain, enlighten and educate the reader. Whether it is motivation, inspiration, humor, or just idle entertainment you are seeking, you will find it in these pages. It is my fondest hope that I am able to make the time spent reading this book well worth your while. As my dear father constantly reminded me, "The only real human waste is a waste of time." Respectfully, T.P.