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Author Biography

Rob Ainsley enrolled in the University of Life at the start of the 1960 academic year. He is currently heading for a third. He read maths at Oxford and his tutors had to admit they were surprised when he passed his finals in 1982. Most of them thought he'd been studying something else. With his gift for storytelling and invention, Ainsley became a journalist, and later he read music at Goldsmith's College, London. Emma Smith began her writing career at the early age of 15 and 3/4 when she appointed herself co-editor of the acclaimed Latimer & Smith. The publication was tragically short-lived. While recovering from this early setback, she managed to graduate from the University of Cambridge in 2012 clutching a wholly unexpected degree in English. She is now Web Editor at Bluffer's. At least that's what she tells people.