1st story - The Granton Star Cause: The first story is a black comedy that combines revenge, football and religion. After a disastrous 24 hours where Boab is sacked from his soccer team, tossed from his folks home and dumped by his girlfriend, he meets God in a pub. The Almighty One Transforms Boab into a fly as retribution for wasting the talents bestowed upon him. In his new winged body Boab is now able to avenge his foes.
2nd story - A Soft Touch: In the second story, Johnny must make a decision when he marries the very pregnant Catriona, but as soon as the baby is born she starts shagging their psychopathic neighbour Larry.
3rd story - The Acid House: Finally we have the speed to crazed CoCo Bryce, who hgas a fondness for mind-altering substances. In a wild leap of narrative logic, an acid-tripping CoCo somehow exchanges personalities with the newborn baby of a middle-class couple: the 'infant' wrecks havoc as it instantly starts speaking to its mother in adult English.