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Optional F*cks Calendar

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“Oh by the way, I've just emailed you a Google Calendar invite”

Faaaack off!

Liberate yourself from the tedium of time management and live your life according to the Optional F*cks Calendar.

This minimalist desktop organiser features a tiny area to write down daily commitments and a large built-in spinner to determine whether you're actually going to f*cking do them.

  • This could be your most/least organised year yet
  • Small area to write down your daily commitments
  • Large spinner to help you decide how little you care for them
  • Perpetual calendar so it can be used any year
  • F*ck this, F*ck off, F*ck you, F*ck it, F*ck that, F*ck me!
Release date NZ
June 8th, 2018
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  • Novelty
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