Have you ever dreamed of just sailing away from it all? Just running out the clock in a tropical paradise or dropping anchor off the coast of a deserted island somewhere in the Caribbean? You're not alone. One Lousy Pirate is a toe dipped into the waters of that runaway Caribbean fantasy. Journey alongside the author as he explores the islands of Barbados, Bequia, and the Tobago Cays in search of his sea legs. From a local reggae fish fry to the summit of La Soufriere, and across the sparkling azure waters of the southern Caribbean, One Lousy Pirate is a funny, vivid, quest to discover if the escapist Caribbean sailing fantasy is what it's cracked up to be. Peel back the romance and the intrigue and dive under the surface to see if the potential reality is as wonderful as we imagine.