Most whales make their homes in freezing cold oceans, but this ‘narly fella prefers his water hot, hot, hot. Boiling hot, with some ground up coffee beans or a sachet of leaves floating in it. David Attenborough voice What a fascinating creature!

To be honest with you, aside from mentioning how adorable and capacious and detailed this lovely fella is, there’s not a whole lot to say about a mug. So here are some lovely narwhal facts instead:

• “Narwhal” means “corpse whale”, because their colouring resembled the colour of drowned sailors. Wait, let us try again, that's not a lovely fact at all!
• They can dive up to half a mile deep into the ocean! Even better than one of those expensive Rolexes that you can take in the pool
• The unicorn of sea mammals: now in mug form!
• Made of fancy glazed ceramic
• Look at its adorable face and magical protruding horn
• Ooo-er missus…
• Nice big mug to minimise trudging back to the kettle