"Hilarious and tear-jerking in turns."--Express "A touching novel! Full of tenderness and written from the heart."--Independent "A sharp, witty, and wise book."--Daily Mail Some situations to avoid when preparing for your all-important, finally-I-am-fully-grown thirtieth birthday. -Having a one-night stand with a colleague from work. -The rash purchase of luxury items you can't afford. -Being left by your wife. -Losing your job. -Suddenly becoming a single parent. If you are coming up on thirty, whatever you do, don't do any of that. It will f*** up your whole day.