'Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all' -Harriet van Horne 'I tried boiling pigs' feet once, but I couldn't get the pig to stand still' -Groucho Marx To paraphrase Mark Twain, if you resist food and drink for the sake of your health, you'll only have health. But cooks, imbibers and gourmands will savour every mouthful of this feast of wit. With a menu that includes chefs, food writers and classic humorists, you'll be laughing from breakfast to supper and coming back for seconds. SELLING POINTS An essential book for any speech writer and joke lover in need of a quip. Illustrations b/w ALL TITLES IN THE WIT SERIES: 9781849536479 Cat Wit 9781849534611 Old Git Wit 978184 9534628 Cricket Wit 9781849534604 Rugby Wit 9781849534598 Football Wit 9781849536486 Dog Wit 9781849536622 Golfing Wit 9781849536639 Kitchen Wit 9781849536646 Gardening Wit 9781849536653 Brit Wit

Author Biography

Jane Brook is the author of You Know You're a Horse Lover When . . . .