500 Classic jokes to entertain adults. A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies: "But madam, computers do not have curtains"!!! And the blonde said: "Helloooo...I've got windows"!!!!!!!!! A group of children were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use big people words", she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana" No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo- choo." The teacher said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, Use big people words." She than asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, than puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT." He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.