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It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan

Feeling hot, hot, hot

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  • Because it’s f*cking boiling out there!
  • The cheekiest way to stay cool
  • Blast yourself with cool breeze
  • Just plug it in via USB and prepare to chill
  • Throw that cumbersome beige desk fan in the bin

Much as we like to complain about our rubbish weather, it can get boiling out there. F*cking boiling, some might say. And don’t even get us started on how f*cking boiling it gets if you inch a little closer to the equator.

This little fan will keep you chill through the even the fiercest heatwave. It may be compact but it almost has all the power of a jet engine. Sort of. A very tiny jet engine.

And, of course, as the blade spins round, it magically says IT’S F*CKING BOILING. Because when it’s that hot, you don’t have the energy to complain about how hot it is. It’s the twenty first century: everyone’s letting their fans do the talking. Didn’t you get the memo?


  • Light up USB fan that says ‘IT’S F*CKING BOILING’ when turned on
  • Plugs in via USB
  • No batteries required!
  • Keeps you cool in warm weather
  • Even lets you stay chill in f*cking boiling weather


  • Measures approximately 11.5cm (H) x 5cm (W) x 4.5cm (D)
Release date NZ
October 25th, 2019
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