This chocolate is ridiculously hot. It is like coating your mouth in molten lava, and drinking milk doesn't seem to quench the burn. You just have to ride it through. Would eat again
The product name doesn't lie, at all, like it's uncouth how damn hot this.
Do not try this by yourself! You are missing out on so much potential fun! only thing better than the nerve-bending pain is seeing other people go through it with you. 12/10 would never eat again :D
This is basically a decently-sized block of low-quality chocolate with a bunch of capsaicin mixed in. If it weren't for the heat, this would be quite bad as chocolate, but the heat is something else. The world's hottest chilli, the Carolina Reaper, averages 1.5 million scoville units of heat, with peak levels being below 2.5 million. This chocolate clocks in at 6.4, according to the packaging, and while the chocolate itself is probably countering some of the heat, there's still plently left to make you wonder why you ever bought this. I recommend starting small – the chocolate is arranged into easy-to-break squares, but those are a trap. Break off a little bit the size of a chocolate chip for your first try – it's impressive how much heat can be packed into a tiny lump of chocolate. If you want to eat more at once, you can work your way up. DO NOT trick someone into eating this stuff as a prank. There is a point at which harmless pranks become mean-spirited cruelty, and this chocolate lies well on the wrong side of that. I'd normally dock at least one star because the actual chocolate is distinctly mediocre as chocolate but no-one's actually going to buy this for the chocolatey taste anyway.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHY-!-!-!-! WHY DID I DO THIS---- WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!! MILK ISN'T HELPING!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Short summery of eating four squares at once. Over all pretty good.
My friends and I want more even though we use a little each time, we do need a supply. Oh and we use chili every day, what more can I say. import Viper Sauce from the USA which I get from Amazon but you can get wholesale.
If you know you are going to hell this is a great way to prepare yourself for it. And I only had a small shard! I will be saying my prayers every day without fail now.
Pride will lead you straight to hell. Effective chocolate deterrent.
This gives a good burn, not for the faint of heart. Start of with a few crumbs to assess your tolerance. Have a whole square if you’re brave and let it melt in your mouth to avoid throat burn. Doing that and it’s not too bad if you’ve had chilli extract before.
This chocolate Feels like it was cooked from the ovens of hell. It's extremely hot and milk does absolutely nothing to ease the pain. I recommend ice cream or ice cubes to ease your suffering. If you have neither of those, find a corner In your house and cry yourself to sleep.
Best thing in the chilli collection to date. By far the hottest thing ever experienced, if it comes back in stock we will be stocking up for us and our fellow chilli fans. Don't try this unless you are a fan of the super hot!
Got it as a Christmas present for my dad because he loves chilli and chocolate. One square made him throw up. Four stars because it is exactly what it describes on the packet but not five because it was just too damn spicy.
I love hot foods, and this chocolate delivers heartily on its promises. It is super hot, laughably so, but tastes great!
The scoville level can give you a short bout of nausea as your mouth tries to make sense of what's going on. But I kept going back for more. Would recommend to anyone who likes a heat challenge.
I got this for my dad for his birthday. Him, mum and I all tried some and we all instantly regretted this. It burns! I think my dad had a heart attack. 10 / 10 worth it.
My friend gave this to me for a prank. This stuff nearly killed me. It didn't just burn my mouth, it also gave me heart burn and ring sting. If you don't know what ring sting is you will if you eat this. I didn't know something could be this hot.
Thought I’d buy it for my partner as he loves hot foods, but wow he’s in shock/tears this chocolate is incredibly hot 🥵
Brought it for my little sister cause it looked amusing, she merely touched it to her tongue before shouting out. I decided to be stubborn and eat an entire piece before spending the next 30 minutes either drooling, with my mouth under a tap or sipping on a bottle of cold water.
Bought it as a birthday present. Everyone at the party had some, it was amazing. This is a review from one of my friends – you have permanently change my life for the worst you have utterly destroyed love for humanity and chocolates a whole. I threw up 6 times and my family started to worry. I have never experienced more pain in my life than I have tonight
You will probably regret eating this unless you like the feeling of putting your mouth through hell :)
This is not for the faint-hearted. Heart, stomach, intestinal issues. Just don't. I do mildly regret it but it was a bit of fun. Not going to do it again. Thanks for the fun. Also, there probably should be a smaller block option. No way am I going through all of that again or subjecting my friends to it. 4 piece block would be fine.
I love my hot food but this tops the cake on the hot scale half a piece and my mouth was on fire! Definitely live up to itself !
Loved it, hint have ice cream near by, don't eat this while trying to do anything else lol. Make sure you bring your chilli hero's around and watch them all cry!
Instantly regretted it lol. Had me drooling looking for water like I was in a damn desert
My sister received a bar from my adult son. The two of them plus my husband each had one single square. I have low tolerance so passed as did my other child. The reactions from my chilli loving family were hilarious. No lasting damage but there were tears on both sides for very different reasons.
Definitely leaves a burn afterwards but you won't be disappointed
Not for the faint hearted, and anyone who actually gets through a block of this needs a prize. We've been buying novelty food and any other spicy stuff pales In comparison. Workmates likens it to the Dragon Pizza from Hell
Woah. This ain’t a joke. This is real. It’s made with extract which means you are getting pretty much pure capsaicin, that’s the stuff that makes you feel like your tongue is on fire.
I have eaten a lot of this. While it tastes pretty good to begin with, you forget the taste when the heat settles in. And that heat is in the mail from the moment you chew.
My advice would be not to joke or trick anyone into this. It is extremely hot and painful for those who cannot tolerate spice and heat. Though, if you a seasoned veteran.....chomp away like me ?
So I bought this thought what could go wrong … Turns up its actually is bloody hot!!!! even one piece is unbearable like seriously give it to a friend and make them eat it otherwise its a waste of money then watch them freak out as their mouth gets the hotness
Bought this as a gift for my friend. Broke off a piece each laughing to ourselves “how could chocolate possibly be spicy.” Never seen so many growing men crying at once.
Really spicy but nothing psycho. Doable if you have a spice tolerance but don't give to people who don't – they'll get smashed.
Does exactly what it says, this chocolate takes no prisoners, Respect this chocolate and only try tiny portions before trying more.
This was as expected – terrifyingly spicy. However, there was absolutely zero chance to taste the chocolate itself because the only thing that any of us were able to focus on was the intense burn happening in our mouths, head, throat, and stomach. It was a short-lived burn but super, super intense. This is not chocolate to use as a prank. Even the smallest crumb made my younger sister cry in pain. I like spice, but this was a whole new world of spice (as to be expected). I wouldn't get it again as it is a dangerous thing to leave lying around for unsuspecting victims. I did really love the witty writing on the back though, that made everyone laugh (until we learned why)…
Order a couple months back, and turned out to be so good. Please stock back up, as I want to buy for Christmas.
Honestly, even a person who enjoys spice would taste a lot of “fire” from this one. Recommend. Great product.
As a somewhat seasoned chilli head that consumes Carolina Reaper based sauces on the regular, I didn't expect much out of this relatively cheap product. That skepticism quickly faded after just my first piece, as this is probably pound for pound the spiciest thing I've ever had. I think this stuff really does register at around 6.4 mill scovilles, which I found hard to believe at first with how expensive high scoville extracts are and how cheap this chocolate was. I'm not ashamed to admit I reached for the milk after only 2 pieces.
PS: Eat this stuff with caution. Too much at once would definitely cause some nasty stomach pain.
Like thousands of needles in your mouth! Haha so much fun but never again!