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Instant Regret - Chilli Chocolate

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"Incredibly hot. Bring milk."
5 stars"

I cried.

14 out of 14 people found this review helpful.
"Instantly Regretted"
5 stars"

This chocolate is ridiculously hot. It is like coating your mouth in molten lava, and drinking milk doesn't seem to quench the burn. You just have to ride it through. Would eat again

9 out of 9 people found this review helpful.
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5 stars"
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The product name doesn't lie, at all, like it's uncouth how damn hot this.

5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

Description

No. Stop. Don’t

Do you love chocolate? Do you love chilli? Do you love feeling like your tongue is melting and your tears are on fire? Within this unassuming and sleek black packaging lies the supremely hot delicacy you've been waiting for – Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.

We extracted the capsaicin (the hot bit) from the hottest chillies available, the resulting infusion burns like a thousand suns, and then we made delicious milk chocolate with it. Or at least, that was the plan.

If you’re the kind of seasoned curry connoisseur who asks for extra spicy, or the type to drizzle Tabasco liberally on everything, then this may well be a dream come true. However be warned, this ludicrously hot chocolate is not for the faint of heart… it’s not even really for fun. Strictly speaking, it’s probably not chocolate at all.

So just to confirm for anyone in the remotest of doubt – our Instant Regret Chocolate really is extraordinarily hot. The factory didn't really want to make it. It's fair to say that it turned out quite a bit hotter than anyone expected. Still, what is joy without pain – excruciating oral and internal pain?

Challenge yourself, and your friends. You won’t regret it.*

*Seriously, you almost certainly WILL regret it.

Please Note:

  • CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly
  • CAUTION: Do not put in direct contact with eyes or downstairs area, and wash hands after handling
  • DO NOT Eat more than a single piece until you have tested your tolerance
  • DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning them
  • DO NOT Consume while driving or operating heavy machinery… or any machinery
  • DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food
  • DO NOT Consume without handy supplies of milk, yoghurt and other cooling food substances
  • Not suitable for children or persons under the age of 16… or over 16 for that matter
  • Keep out of reach of children

Product Features:

  • Made using 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract
  • Delicious milk chocolate

Ingredients:
Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla), 6.4 million SHU chilli extract.
Milk chocolate contains cocoa solids 35% min

Dimensions:

  • Measures approximately 8cm(W) x 1.5cm(D) x 16.5cm(H)
  • Weighs approximately 100g
Release date NZ
May 24th, 2017
Collection
Box Dimensions (mm)
80x165x12
UPC
5060243070050
All-time sales rank
Top 1000
Product ID
24943159

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