Excerpt from Indiscretions Major quirk (langbing - and bis laugk is like tke sound of a nutmeg-gm ter kea rd tkrouglt a kalf-closed door). My dear lady, I ain't talkin' about oxi-what's-it's-name and blow-outs, and all that. So far as that goes, never enjoyed myself more in my life. You've done us proud. You have, dear lady - honest, straight, and square. No! When I talked about a rotten day, I meant in regard to luck, don't y' know - that funny bally thing I've been chasin' all my life, and never got within an acre of. It may seem incredible, considerin' everythin' has been given to me in each case by the stable as a positive cert., but all the animals I've been on today have gone down! Lady bromp'i'on (a look of genuine concern spreading, necessarily slowly, over ker face). No! Well, say, ef that don't fairly wop creation. What, every one? About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.