At last! A list of book and article ideas that haven't been written to death! Pick up your Fart today . don't wait till the competition sniffs out these ideas! "How to Fart Like a Lady" is just one of a bundle of tongue-in-cheek ideas that the authors wish "someone else would write." Each irreverent idea comes complete with suggestions about what might make a good approach . and an occasional plea for quick work (such as the immediate need for a piece on "How to Survive Your Son's Slutty Girlfriend"). "Fart" is fully (and perversely) illustrated - further warping any hope the reader might have of avoiding visual imagery of some of the more, well, poignant ideas. But what else would you expect from authors who go by the names Poyn T. and Scarlett Nipoles?