To turn ordinary clothes into gardening clothes, simply mix with compost. -Guy Browning I was flattered to have a rose named after me until I read the description in the catalogue: no good in bed, but perfect up against a wall. -Eleanor Roosevelt After a long day of digging and planting, throw in the trowel and enjoy a little light weeding from this stupendous harvest of quips and quotes from those who really know their onions. Green-fingered gurus and nature-loving novices need look no further to find a saying for every season. SELLING POINTS An essential book for any speech writer and joke lover in need of a quip. Illustrations b/w ALL TITLES IN THE WIT SERIES: 9781849536479 Cat Wit 9781849534611 Old Git Wit 978184 9534628 Cricket Wit 9781849534604 Rugby Wit 9781849534598 Football Wit 9781849536486 Dog Wit 9781849536622 Golfing Wit 9781849536639 Kitchen Wit 9781849536646 Gardening Wit 9781849536653 Brit Wit
Author Biography
Jane Brook is the author of You Know You're a Horse Lover When . . . .
