That was the first thought that came to my head when I took this monstrosity out of the microwave and plated it. Imagine if you will a can of dog food wrapped inside a stodgy pastry that wasn't sealed properly. When the thing bleurghed out of it's container the goop inside leaked everywhere and the smell of nuked dog chow wafted in the air. Now normally I'm a fan of a good steak and kidney pastry, but this was NOT good. At least my dog enjoyed what was left of it after my attempt to eat it.