Q: Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term 'hard water'. A: Ice. Q: Give an example of euphemism in William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. A: Bottom. Sharpen your pencils and have your rulers at the ready it's time for more F in Exams! School years pass by and new students come and go, but there are always more exams to take. And with more test papers come more ingenious (and inappropriate) answers! Here again, for your amusement, we've collected the best of the New Class, as hilarious, heart-warming and cringe-worthy as ever. AUTHOR: Richard Benson is a retired teacher, based in Suffolk, with a wealth of anecdotes from his professional life, which have fuelled the phenomenally successful F in Exams series. He's also a keen amateur cricketer.