Anyone can make average statements but only a special sort of person can make BIG statements. The kind of statement that rocks the foundations of everyday Australia and makes you think, "Hang on a sec, he's right - a mini bus does equal fun. And people who do karate do secretly want a fight." Dave O'Neil isn't afraid to make theses big statements, and a hell of a lot more. Forget the newspapers, forget the telly, forget the man down at the corner shop who thinks he knows the state of the world - all you need to know lies within this book. Because no one else will tell you why being a trainspotter won't get you a chick.