'I have waited this long for Mr Right to turn up and I'm not about to start dropping standards. I'm not shallow; they don't have to be rich or good looking. But they MUST be funny, intelligent, sensitive, cultured, kind, sharp, preferably Jewish, popular, socially integrated, non-possessive, easy-going, accepting of me and my past, reasonably well dressed, sophisticated, generous, well read, excellent at sex, with a high sex-drive and of course, at least an average-sized cock. Now, you tell me, are any of these requests unreasonable? Isn't each of these qualities essential?'
Emma Gold lives in North London. She has an active social life. This is her first novel.