Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.
Arabella Weir is a comic writer and performer. She appears regularly on television in various guises - in all of Alexei Sayle's TV series, Harry Enfield & Chums and The Lenny Henry Show - and is also known as part of the BBC's Fast Show team. Her other books are Onwards and Upwards and Stupid Cupid.