I brought the “Dashboard Jesus” for the simple reason of being obsessed with Bon Jovi. Why you ask– The song Los Highway has a line in the chorus “with my plastic dashboard jesus waiting there to greet us”.

Anyone who drives with Bon Jovi blaring needs one of these guys as their co-pilot.

This happy little Jesus guides you through traffic with an almost divine sentiment, he will bounce happily as you make it safely through intersections and nod contentedly as you go over speed bumps.

He is always ready to go at the start of a journey, from the moment you start your engine he gets into action. This is probably the greatest addition to the motoring world since the Popemobile .

The product itself is extremely well made with a solid build. The spring has just the right amount of.. Well spring I guess, and the adhesive base is strong enough that not even a lightning bolt from the heavens would smote this guy off his perch!

Warning: Won't give you the ability to drive over water

I have one of these in my car and he brings a smile to my face everytime I drive. The faster you go the more he bobbles. Just plain amazing.