Rumors of a so-called "Clone High USA" began sixteen years ago, when a renegade band of scientists allegedly dug up history's most celebrated personalities, extracted their DNA and cloned them. Now these historical figures are teenagers and are being secretly monitored as they attend high school in a secret planned community ... which begs the question: if it's so secret, how do we know about it?
The answer to this question and any other question that has ever haunted you will be answered. Answered with laughter. Clone High is a secret never to be divulged to anyone.
ESCAPE TO BEER MOUNTAIN: A ROPE OF SAND
Written by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller and Bill Lawrence
Abe Lincoln has got the hots for the beautiful and popular Cleopatra, and hopes to make his move at JFKâ€™s party. But JFK, whoâ€™s also looking to score with Cleo, wonâ€™t let Abe come unless he brings the beer. The only question is -- how will he get it? Meanwhile, Goth chick Joan of Arc tries to win Abeâ€™s heart through community service, starting a Teen Hotline to help her peers deal with the pressures of being clones. All the while, Principal Scudworth and his robotic sidekick Mr. Butlerton crash the party in an attempt to better understand the students. And that nutty Gandhi? He forwards calls from the hotline to his cell phone so he can go to the party.
Written by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
When Cleopatra learns she canâ€™t run for Student Body President due to term limits, she convinces JFK to run as her puppet. But when Abe sees that Cleo has a thing for leaders, he throws his stovepipe hat into the ring. The students of Clone High donâ€™t care about real issues, so Abe must resort to extreme marketing. He does so with the help of a corporate sponsor -- â€œX-Stream Blu,â€
- Region 4
- Standard Edition
- 1.33 : 1
- Dolby Digital Surround 5.1
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