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"Brought for Xmas"
5 stars"
Purchased on Mighty Ape

Got it for my sister and she enjoyed it lol

2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.
"Love the tin, and the Tea is delicious!"
4 stars"
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I purchased the Tea for the tin but upon trying the Tea leaves I found they had become by favourite, I would love to be able to buy just the Tea leaves, I think they really are a CALM THE F*@K DOWN Tea. YUM!

3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

Description

Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage – look no further.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the f*ck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the f*ck down.

  • Caffeine free.
  • Store in a cool dry place

Brewing Recommendations:
We recommend using one heaped teaspoon per two hundred and fifty milliliters of water. Allow to steep for three to seven minutes. We do not recommend using milk and sugar. It’s far f*cking nicer without.

Ingredients:
Rooibos, Camomile, Linden + Passion flower petals, Lemon balm + Lemon Verbena leaves, Anise, Cinnamon, Orange pieces, Oat Straw, Hops

Dimensions:
Measures approximately 7cm(W) x 7cm(H) x 10cm(D)

Release date NZ
May 1st, 2017
Box Dimensions (mm)
75x100x75
UPC
5060243077028
All-time sales rank
Top 5000
Product ID
24943006

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