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Grab some balls and get on your bike. Bike Balls offer any rider the chance to show off their radiant balls of steel as they take on countless close encounters across their commute.

In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these days.

The morning commute is crying out for a little humour to diffuse the tension, and as a cyclist you need to be noticed! It's in this spirit that Bike Balls were created.

Bike Balls are a raunchy rear bike light designed to be mounted beneath your bicycle saddle – they dangle off the seat rail and playfully bob-around as you ride. The simple mounting system is secure enough to stay on during bumpy rides whilst remaining easy to attach and take off.

Made from waterproof silicone, this durable scrotum houses a powerful red LED to alert drivers to your presence. Just give them a gentle squeeze to turn them on (just like the real thing) and to switch between the various light modes. They're as functional as they are hilarious.

Grab yourself a pair today.

Product Features:

  • The World's most over confident bike light
  • Turn them off and on (and switch modes) with a gentle a squeeze
  • High-grade silicone body with integrated strap and switch
  • Water/splash resistant construction, built to last
  • Super efficient red LED
  • Three light modes – solid light / slow flashing / fast flashing
  • Powered by 2×CR2032 replaceable batteries
  • Battery lasts for ~100 hours (solid light mode) or ~190 hours (flashing mode)
  • Includes 2 zip-ties for semi-permanent installation
  • Funded within 3 days on Kickstarter
  • Dimensions: 10cm x 16cm x 3.5cm
Release date NZ
May 24th, 2017
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Top 500
All-time sales rank
Top 5000
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