Barry Trotter is pretty disreputable and unpleasant. And he smells. Imagine what he was like when he was a kid. Well, imagine no longer! Now you can meet Barry and all the rest when they were still spot-ravaged, hyperactive newcomers at Hogwash. Here are the answers to all the questions we fondly imagine have been keeping you up at night: Did Barry and Ermine do it? (Their homework, that is. What did you think we meant? Ohh, that's disgusting! You people should be ashamed!) How exactly did Lon Measly end up with a hole in his head that whistles when the wind blows? Was Lord Valumart always that crass? Bumblemore always that seedy?