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Abusive Confetti Balloons

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Description

Opaque, coloured balloons are so last decade. We’re filling them with confetti from now on, okay?

We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive “HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER” Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a sparkly blizzard in a giant snow globe. Literally the easiest way to make it look like you’ve made a massive effort for someone when all you did was exhale deeply a few times.

Pro tips: blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float, but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up. You can make the confetti stick to the sides of the balloon by rubbing it with your hands or fabric whilst turning it.

  • Abusive Balloons are back, baby!
  • This time they’re see-through and full of gold confetti
  • Each pack contains 5 balloons
  • Not blown up, obviously – you have to do that bit
  • Each one says HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER
Release date NZ
May 7th, 2019
Brand
Collection
Box Dimensions (mm)
110x108x5
UPC
5060564621047
Product ID
29313719

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