Balloons. What's the use?
On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a “party over here!”
On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.
- Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
- 4× Red – F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
- 4× Yellow – HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
- 4× Orange – THIS PARTY IS SH*T
- Printed on both sides
- Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
- Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath
- Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")