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Description

Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a “party over here!”

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

Please Note:

  • Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word “f*ck” quite just yet, “sh*t” maybe.)

Product Features:

  • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
  • 4× Red – F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
  • 4× Yellow – HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
  • 4× Orange – THIS PARTY IS SH*T
  • Printed on both sides
  • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath

Dimensions:

  • Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
Release date NZ
May 24th, 2017
Brand
Collection
Box Dimensions (mm)
90x160x30
UPC
5060243076168
Product ID
23018086

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