Fight the Rain
The rain falls softly.
The samurai draws his sword.
Look, an umbrella.
Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It
is a little known fact that Samurai also carried umbrellas. Much as they later
had to disguise their swords as canes, so they disguised their umbrellas as
swords. In fact, there was one skilled umbrella maker who all the Samurai relied
on for their Sword Handle Umbrellas. His name has been buried in the sands of
time, but his plans have been preserved. And now, it is with great pleasure that
we offer to you, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella.
Glide it out of its nylon sheath. Hold it by its space-age plastic handle.
Feel the balance. This is the umbrella you never knew you always wanted. No one
will mess with you with this slung across your back, and even the rain will
shudder when you pull it out. For, apart from looking unbelievably awesome, the
Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella is a dang fine umbrella. It comes in full Katana
size approx 100cm long, 100cm opened diameter. It will keep you dry and the envy
of your friends. Precipitation doesn't stand a chance.
- A really sturdy umbrella with the handle of a samurai sword.
- Push button opening.
- Nylon “scabbard” included