Christmas cheer gets hogtied to the vanity post as the fetish fringe's fervent peccadilloes buff up their strap-ons, shine their Santa boots and jump head first into bed screaming: "hold on tight, I'm coming in hot!" This holiday get ready for a steamy sled ride through the sexual underbelly of society. "Ho, ho, ho and don't hold out on the lube." Get your motors running as the preppy college covergirl scene stealer slips into a frisky conspiracy that involves chains, unmarked white vans, dodgy kidnappers and a sexual mastermind that could give the porn industry some pointers. Then, while you fan your collar, step onto an orgy laced boat commanded by corrupt South American Politicians, smugglers and Narcos. An investigative reporter getting the full "scoop" as she learns to love life in the fast lane. Get a chronological, blow by blow, account on why lunatic pixies with a growing tab in their local sex shop truly are the best lay. Finally, to round out the madcap mob of Freudian Fetish Taboo bombast get swept into the Balkans as mines go off, bullets whizz by and a night of passion leads to a jaw dropping twist that changes the whole narrative. Humor, characters, desperados, film students, lesbians, debunked presidents, subversive iguanas, BDSM, and in these four tantalizing tales of tawdry taboo.