Ever thought that cremation or burial are just too passe for your tastes? Ever wondered if there are other options for you in the afterlife? In "100 Things to Do When You're Dead", Rob Bailey captures a multitude of functions that a dead person can more than capably fulfil, and potentially earn a good wage for friends and family at the same time. So, if you've ever had an ambition that you may never achieve in your lifetime, or perhaps you have some debts to pay off, "100 Things to Do When You're Dead" provides you with the necessary inspiration, including: Become a Damien Hirst artwork - be the next piece of controversial installation art; Make the naughty step more frightening - make discipline a breeze for parents with tiny tearaways; and, Become a bathroom tidy - more modern and with far more compartments than your run-of-the-mill mirrored cabinet. "100 Things to Do When You're Dead" is the ultimate quirky Christmas gift.
Rob Bailey is the coauthor of "Dirty Signs."