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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Dog People
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Dog People Smells like drool. But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked in bed with me right now. And we're wearing matching dog bone jamm...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Cat People
(4.1) 9

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Cat People Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and c...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Stoners
(5.0) 2

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Stoners It's 4:20 somewhere… Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s still shockingly illegal to reek of a little ganja now and again. Why not put one over on your uniformed pals down at the station with a good lathering up of Soap for Stone...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Man's Man
(3.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Man's Man Smells like Alaska. Or what you imagine Alaska smells like while you're watching reality TV and eating Cheetos on the recliner. We think it probably smells like wet bear fur and salmon, or a toasty campfire in the middle of a blizzard. Our Soap for A Man's Man...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Tiny Successes

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Tiny Successes Congrats! I heard through the grapevine that you've been on a roll lately. You finally microwaved popcorn at the office without burning it? Bam. You remembered to hang your towel after showering? Boom. Who knows what comes next? A promotion? Graduation? Marri...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap For Morning People

Whiskey River Co: Soap For Morning People Smells like a hell no. Everyone knows I love mornings. Especially when they start after two, two-thirty in the afternoon. That way I can combine breakfast, lunch, and dinner into one healthy tomato smoothie. With vodka. A lot of vodka. And two pots of coffe...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Social Anxiety
(4.0) 7

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Social Anxiety I'm cough super sick Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week … in...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Dad Jokes
(4.5) 2

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Dad Jokes Hi Tired! My name's Dad. Ah, dads. They're the best and the worst. At least when it comes to joke telling. Or sharing memes. Ok, dude. I hear ya. Puns are FUNNY. Except when they're not. Which is basically always. Love ya anyway. Corniest cornbread scented Ne...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap for The Trophy Husband

Sup. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say a...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For F*cking Meetings
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For F*cking Meetings Meetings. The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings… didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you coul...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Good Fortune

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Good Fortune Smells like things are looking up! I see big money and happiness in your future. And love. So much love happening in 2018, playa! At least that's what the fortune cookie says. And it's always correct. Especially when it says you'll be hungry again in an hour. ...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Zero Carbs

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Zero Carbs Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's… tolerable. *These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or n...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Gettin' Lit
(4.6) 5

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Gettin' Lit Wait, what's today? Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business! The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap For It's Only Frickin' Tuesday
(4.8) 4

Whiskey River Co: Soap For It's Only Frickin' Tuesday Ugggggggh. How is it only TUESDAY? It's been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in the next cubicle. Ghod. If he doesn't stop...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap for Besties

Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap For Zero F*cks
(4.4) 5

Whiskey River Co: Soap For Zero F*cks None to give. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F...

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Whiskey River Co: Bath Bomb - Cat People
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Bath Bomb – Cat People Mrrrow. Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't judge. My house may be full of hairballs and cat toy...

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Whiskey River Co: Useless Meetings Liquid Hand Soap

Wash Them Away Can it be done? Can these useless meetings actually be washed away? I mean, until people start actually reading the emails, I highly doubt it. Karen, I'm talking to you. Sour Lime Webinar Net Weight: 8 oz. All-natural, organic, vegan liquid castile soap scented with essential oil bot...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap For Bromance
(5.0) 1

Frisbee golf date? I used to consider you a lone wolf, but that's all in the past now. Yeah, I saw you buying that growler of Belgian dark ale for your new beer-whispering bestie. And what about the weekend guy trips to breweries and sporting events posted on your Instas? I gotta say, I'm loving th...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Geeks

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Geeks Dirtty science Geeks may be immune to sarcasm, but they’re not immune to dirt. At least we don’t think so. There is a guy in our IT department who says we’re all just a computer simulation so what difference does it make? He’ll be the first recipient of our Soap f...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Introverts

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Introverts People suck. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But even enjoying your own company requires some basic hygiene. Wash up with Soap for Introverts, a handcrafted bar dyed with a blend of nonconfrontational ocean blues. And...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap for Awkward Moments
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap for Awkward Moments Um, awkwaaard. Ah, memories. Look, everyone has a few awkward moments in their past. Flat-out embarrassing and impossible to shake off, this is the stuff life is made of. I should know. I clock in two or three of these every few minutes, and that's just on...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Beer Whisperer
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Beer Whisperer What's a good local IPA? We know you. You're that know-it-all guy at the bar who won't stop talking about beer, beer, beer and more beer. In fact, I can't even get another lukewarm PBR down here because you're hogging the bartender's ear. You know he works fo...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Hangovers
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Hangovers The pounding headache, the cold sweat, the I'm-totally-gonna-vom-on-my-way-to-work feeling… yeah, we're familiar with the good ol' fashioned hangover. I'm never drinking again. Well, except that this Friday is happy hour at my fave biker joint uptown, and I ju...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Office Gossip
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Office Gossip Smells like a scandal. The lunch bandit is at it again. Someone made off with Melinda's leftover orange chicken and she's fit to be tied. On top of that, the real creamer is gone again. I've told you people at least a hundred times, I buy that for ME. If Y...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Middle Child
(5.0) 3

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Middle Child Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are the 1. my older sibl...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Being Awesome
(4.8) 4

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Being Awesome Cool story, bro. You know how some people try really hard to be awesome and other people are just naturally that way? It's like the difference between some suuuper lame story about like, college credits or your thesis, and a totally awesome story about jum...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For Dad Bods
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For Dad Bods Real men have curves. Mmmmm… marshmallows. And now there's no reason to feel guilty for indulging. Thanks to an incredible new development in the “hot guy” category, Dad Bods are officially in! 21-year-olds are into you, and 21-year-olds are never wrong! So tos...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Love Stinks
(2.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Love Stinks Yeah, yeah, love stinks It does, doesn't it? And this is the LAST time I'm getting fooled by love. Not happening again. So don't expect to see me on Bumble ever again. That's right. I'm done. Forever. Wait, what were you just saying about your yoga instructor be...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Shit Shows

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Shit Shows Here we go again. Every time I think I've got it all together, I end up in another poorly-produced shit show. Perhaps it's simply in my DNA. But hey! Remember 2017? Total shit show. TOH. TALL. SHIT. SHOW. Wait, what? You think 2018 is going to be any better? Wake...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - For The Youngest
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – For The Youngest Well, your brother needs new shoes. Mom packed lunches, signed permission slips, and dropped off your siblings at school before moseying down to the hospital for your arrival, so the story goes. And you consider yourself lucky that someone even remembered t...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Mansplaining
(4.0) 2

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Mansplaining So THAT'S what coffee smells like You know, I've always smelled it around the office and wasn't quite sure what it was. I'm so glad you're around to explain it all. It can get pretty complicated for me when it comes to knowing anything. Case in point: when you ...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Fake News
(5.0) 1

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Fake News Smells like Twitter. Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative facts like “pizza is a salad” and “the world is two years old” and “I was the prom queen AND king four years in a row.” What? Don't debate me on this. I'll just tweet FAKE NEWS...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap for No Ragrets
(5.0) 1

Any regrets? Not a chance! This lower back tattoo was one of the greatest ideas I've ever had after only fourteen whiskey sours and one small carton of wine. And then another one, plus one more after that, and then I ran into that guy who gave me a half-off coupon for a tattoo artist who works out o...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap for Teachers

It's a snow day somewhere… But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people s...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap for The Only Child

Sharing? Never heard of it. Y'know, I'll never understand, well, any relationship where I'm not the center of attention. See? Look at my phone. Ten new unread messages from Mom and four from Dad. And we all Skyped like 20 minutes ago. But don't worry! I'm super adorable and the most important person...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Small Towns

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Small Towns Blue skies and cheap gossip. There's really nothing like living in the small town where you grew up. Except maybe moving to a different small town. That way you can still enjoy the holiday parade of local politicians in halfway-decent convertibles and tireless a...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Drinking Buddies

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Drinking Buddies Meet me after work? Haha. Like I have to ask. I'll see you at 5:01 p.m. on our usual stools at our usual spot with our usual drinks. There's such comfort in rituals. Speaking of rituals, I'm in the bathroom right now Snapchatting you on my fourth break of t...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap for Gen Z

Sksksk and I oop Yeet! I'm so pumped about this soap for my generation! I just found out there were names for generations. And I just found out what a generation is. Sksksk and I oop and I oop! This is low-key the best thing I've ever heard. And don't call me a VSCO girl, ok? I'm so over that sksksk...

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Whiskey River Co: Soap - Smart F****rs
(4.5) 2

Whiskey River Co: Soap – Smart F****rs Ohhhhhh… Look at you. Always so smart and always letting everyone know that you're so smart. You're just a joy to be around. Who else would correct my pronunciation when I'm talking about places where I want to travel, or a dish I want to try, or my fiancé's n...

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