The man, the legend, the icon they call Chuck Norris comes to you in as a lovable 7-inch (17.5cm) plush!
Chuck Norris comes to you in his sleeveless blue shirt, black pants, black shoes, holding two machine guns, and packing nothing but fear!
With a push of a button, you can hear the following 10 phrases:
“If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.”
“Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he needs.”
“Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.”
“Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.”
“Chuck Norris is not afraid of death. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.”
“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
“Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.”
“There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.”
“For Halloween, superheroes dress up as Chuck Norris.”
"Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.
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