Just Plain Weird

Bacon is perhaps the most viable form of currency the world has ever known. Think about it: it's kind of dollar shaped, it's tasty, it's um . . . it's . . . shut up, it's bacon. Bacon is awesome, and the more bacon products that exist, the better the world is. So why not keep your boring currency in...

Truly one of our finest swine confections. These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays. But, my oh my, would grandma be in for a surprise if she popped one in her mouth! Instead of a standard candy flavour she'...

This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show! Each 16" (40.6 cm) long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or batting around on a su...

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom- That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" debossed on top and comes in a fancy 9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm tin.

These adult-sized finger puppets are about 5.1 cm tall and made of rubber. Their flailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Perfect office entertainment. 8 assorted designs supplied.

This black silicone ‘tache BeerMo fits to the neck of almost any bottle, so every time you take a swig you'll look like you’ve sprouted a rather distinguished nose bush. Funny? Absolutely! Pointless? Not at all, because for each set of 6 BeerMos sold, the makers will donate a share of the profit...

Sleep like a...? Nah... that’s too easy. Support your lower lumber! *Groan* Oh wait... spruce up your bedroom! *Snort* Ah, we could spend all day beavering away, trying to dovetail wood-related gags into here. But we’d never get around to talking about the Log Pillow itself. Which would be a shame. ...

Most of us know (and some of us actually are) crazy cat ladies. What does a cat lover do when they can't be at home enjoying the company of their cats? Simple, they commune with their beloved feline friends by eating tasty tutti-frutti candies shaped like little kitties. Cute and toothsome cats that...

Any serious situation can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use. This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is ...

The next time someone tells you, "Eat my shorts," you tell them no problem and pull out your Underpants Candy. Wee tin is filled with 32g of tiny tighty whities that are as delicious as they are disturbing. It's like eating out of the world's most delicious hamper!

This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do for squirrels! Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Ja...

We'll admit it, this pig looks a little demented and angry. You would be too if everyone coveted your insides because they were made of bacon. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Jacket (optional companion to our animal masks) sold separately: http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/Delu...

Keep this Emergency Brain with you at all times in case your real brain freezes up, goes blank or starts to malfunction. Also makes a great gift for a ditsy person or a forgetful friend. Each 6" x 4" x 3-1/2" (15.2 cm x 10.2 cm x 8.9 cm), vinyl brain comes deflated in a 3-3/4" x 2-5/8" x 1" (9.5...

Turn your baked goods into baconed goods with this pretty red frosting / icing that tastes like bacon! YUM. Bacon Frosting really tastes like bacon. It's a bacon-y dark red color, and squeezes right out of the tube and onto your cake, cupcake, tongue, etc. Bacon Frosting will never let you down. ...

Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Soak them with water and they’ll loosen up so that you can pull them apart. And remember, it’s better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! 6.4cm round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex un...

When you drop one of these magic tablets into a glass of water it will begin to bubble and dissolve, eventually infusing the water with a delicious bacon flavour. But don't limit yourself to water. These Effervescent Drink Tablets work just as well in milk, juice or soda. Great for making bizarre be...

This Roast Beef Bubble Gum tastes so delicious that each gumball deserves to be served on a platter and carved with a knife and fork. Each 8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm tin contains about twenty-two roast beef flavoured gumballs.

Missing your cat? Caring for a kitty with laryngitis? You need an Emergency Meow Button! Just press the button and you’ll be treated to the reassuring sound of a cat's "meow." Great for spicing up boring meetings or torturing your dog. 10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm, has a hole in the back so you can hang ...

When your lips get that overwhelming craving for fast food just smear a bunch of this French Fry Lip Balm on them for a quick fix. It's like a drive-though for your lips! Each tube of lip balm is 6.4 cm long with a twist bottom dispenser.

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite y...

It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in a 16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.

These slender sticks of wood are generously infused with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each 7.5 cm x 3 cm tin contains eighty toothpicks.

Yes, we've gone overboard with the "bacon" thing, but who can blame us- Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel. 8.3 cm tin contains about twenty-two bacon flavored gumballs.

Who needs breakfast when you've got Breakfast Floss- Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your uppers. Quite possibly the most delicious way to keep yourself out of the dentist's chair. Each package contains three 3.8...

You know you want this mask. Go ahead, buy it. Come on... what are you, chicken? Latex. Fits most adult heads.

Stick a pencil up this 6.4 cm long, plastic nose then give it a twist and it will come out clean and sharp!

Go crab crazy and grip and grab anything that takes your fancy! Approx 50cm long

Grab objects as if it were an extension of your arm by squeezing the handle. The Bionic Claw moves with a real ratchet sound to complete the effect. Measures 50 cm long

Legend has it that green tea was first enjoyed as a tasty beverage and used as a traditional medicine in China over 4,000 years ago. Fast forward to the 21st century and you can enjoy the ancient flavor of green tea in gumball form! Each handsome 8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm tin contains about twenty-tw...

Going to the movies is great, but what's up with that overpriced soda and over-salted popcorn? Savvy film fanatics skip the snack bar and sneak in a tin of this Cinema Gum. Each 8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm tin contains about twenty-two delicious gumballs in the classic flavors of a matinee meal - popco...

Celebrate your cat's ability to regurgitate wads of undigested hair with these Bubble Gum Hairballs! Each bumpy, bubble-gum flavored ball is a tribute to this disgusting, yet necessary feline feature. Crazy cat lady approved! Each 7.6 cm tall tin contains about twenty-four, 2.2 cm gumballs.

When you drop one of these magic tablets into a glass of water it will begin to bubble and dissolve, eventually infusing the water with a delicious cupcake flavor. But don't limit yourself to water. These Effervescent Drink Tablets work just as well in milk, juice or soda. Great for making bizarre b...

Make light switches a little brighter with these stickers. Create 16 light switch characters from several sheets, so there’s plenty of scope to experiment and give any bedroom the mood lighting it deserves.

You can keep your diamonds and pearls, this jewelry has the flavor and beauty of bacon. Each 38g candy necklace features a beautiful, bacon-flavored, sugar necklace with a gorgeous bacon medallion dangling in the front. This product proves once and for all that bacon is truly a girl's best friend.

Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a eye-covered tin filled with 20 pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from 1.3 cm to 3 cm in diameter. Just peel off the sticky back and put them on any inanimate object. Your boring old stapler becomes Mr. Stapler. That meat cleaver becomes Mrs...

Looking for a unique and creepy way to express your love? These 10.8 cm long, soft vinyl Love Rats are painted with hearts and feature long fleshy tails. Set two red and white.

Each one of these little white mints is infused with the delicious flavour of thick and creamy ranch dressing. Pop some in your mouth while you're eating hot wings or sprinkle some on a salad for an extra boost of crunchy flavour! Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) round tin contains one hundred mints.

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy! Each 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Feeling a little chilly under that stocking cap? Tired of scalp irritation from wearing that fedora? You need an Undercap! Each 95% cotton, 5% spandex cap is just like underwear for your head. Wear it underneath your hat for extra warmth and protection! Wear it by itself for a wacky new fashion s...

They're swirly and sweet! They taste like cured meat! Generous 10cm diameter, bacon-flavored lollipop goes great with scrambled eggs and hash browns! Sold individually.