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The perfect tool to help you relax and unwind! When you're stressed, give your Adipose Stress Toy a big squeeze and feel your troubles melt away. The Adipose will always bounce back to its original shape, and don't worry, you won't hurt it when you squeeze it! Based on the humanoid blobs of fat ...

Gruesomely amusing, this highly caffeinated 100ml energy potion is packaged in a resealable transfusion-style bag. Mmm… thick, cloudy, nutrient-loaded sustenance! Unfortunately Blood Energy Drinks won’t make you immortal or help you get off with Anna Paquin/R-Pattz, but at least they’ll satisfy ...

The perfect little companion for your desktop, Henry is always there when you need a friend to help tidy your desk. Fear not the rising tide of dust and crumbs - for Henry, a true icon of domestic life, is here to take the bad things away with a smile! Henry Desk Vacuum is a scaled down version o...

Who said that? ... movement within 1 metre will trigger the motion sensor! Introducing Echo Bot, the boggle-eyed alien with a message. What message? That's for you to know and passers-by to find out, because this wacky thingamabob is actually a stealth voice messenger that can insult, serenade or...

Are you a secret unicorn? We've found that many people, especially our customers, are secretly unicorns in their hearts - honest, forthright and to tell the truth, a little weird. This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are! Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Jacket (optional...

Digital nail stylus for your iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch. Fred’s iPound stylus will have folks cringing at the thought of you scratching your precious iPad with this jumbo, “galvanized” nail stylus. Loaded with executive function, it’s a great way to bang out your next board meeting memo...

The gift that gives 100 times! These great booklets enable the recipient to redeem each ticket one at a time (or in multiples). Each booklet also includes three ultra-special, over-the-top golden tickets that take redemption to the next level. 100 perforated tickets, 3 with gold stamping. Si...

Do you have problems and your cat just won't listen ? Try Dr. Freud's Magic Ball. He has thoughtful responses to all of your questions and issues, such as: "Free your inner child", "Go to your happy place", "Hmmmmm..." ...and many more! Working like a magic 8 ball, Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball respo...

Behold the power of bubblegum... It's a hot day. The sun beats down hard on the bustling streets, and all that concrete and asphalt absorbs that heat and radiates it back, turning the city into a giant broiler. Everything that can melt does so. The blacktop turns sticky, ice-cream sublimates inst...

Give us this day, YOUR daily mood. Why should your office mates have to guess your Daily Mood? Now there’s an easy way to express how you feel, presented in a format every office worker can relate to…a flip chart! Apathetic or Astonished, Neglected or Overstimulated, with 47 differen...

Cupcake memo desk pads are the sweetest way to leave a note... This memo pad looks like a frosted cupcake from the outside, but look closer and you'll discover that it's made of 150 premium sheets of note paper, each printed like a cake cross-section. They're not just there to sit on the desk and...

Got stress- Don’t take it out on the guy who cut you off on the way into the office or that irritating co-worker… there are better ways to handle stress. Slip on a Stress Beater. It has all the hard-edged visual appeal of brass knuckles, combined with the stress-reducing properties of a basket of ki...

How cute is this tiny Wheelie Bin- You can stick it on your desk...or anywhere else for that matter. The Wheelie Bin can hold your pens, batteries, vegetable peelings, used tea bags, spare change or just about anything else small that needs tidying up. There is something extremely loveable abo...

These Death Mints are the preferred breath mints of corpses, vampires and zombies. Each collectible 7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.6 cm coffin-shaped tin contains about one hundred potent mints that will leave you with fresh breath to die for!

Jedi Master Yoda will guard your computer from unwanted users! This Yoda Talking USB Desk Protector is as simple as plug and play. As soon as Yoda detects motion, his lightsaber will illuminate and he will say 1 of 6 phrases. Position Yoda facing the area you wish him to guard and he will de...

With our ultra-witty yet oh-so-useful Cubicle Notes, office communication has finally caught up with the sticky revolution. Express yourself the fill-in-the-blank way, then make it stick. Bring functional humor to the workplace. 3 x 3 inches (7.5 x 7.5cm), 100 sheets.

If you often spend the morning with one eye closed, then the Canon Camera Lens Flask is for you. This brilliantly convincing (and fully licensed) travel mug is great for bringing the world into focus, first thing. Just fill it with your favourite hot beverage and seal the lens cap lid. The dual-wall...

Join the dots to reveal your own naughty naked hunk, not suitable for the faint hearted, or children. Even if you have zero artistic talent, you will still be able to create dream guys before your very eyes. Simply join up the dots, just like when you were a kid, except this time instead of drawi...

New Limited Edition variant of the top selling Knuckle Duster Mug, by Thabto. This man sized porcelain mug with blood splats and knuckle duster shaped handle will show your co-workers that you’re not in the mood for conversation. * Capacity: 450ml * Dimensions: 85 x 120 x 150mm **About T...

Big brother to the top selling Stick Notes range, Nifty Notes measure approx 10 x 13cm. Whatever the affront, there are fewer comebacks better than verbally sending someone to a fiery inferno. Now you can ensure it’s a direct route by providing detailed instructions. * Cursing made convenient ...

The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more exciting. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT'S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this porcelain mug features the imposing head of a...

While in search for lonely Doctors, this wind-up Dalek will patrol any surface it's placed on while rotating it's head.

These adult-sized finger puppets are about 5.1 cm tall and made of rubber. Their flailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Perfect office entertainment. 8 assorted designs supplied.

The World is out to get you - is that a sneeze or possible impending DOOM? With over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life will be ignited. We’re all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment tha...

Yes, we know squirrels are rodents but they are also impossibly cute. And that’s what makes the Log and Squirrel Plant Pot so irresistible. The fact that it’s also rather practical is almost incidental. As you can see this log-shaped plant pot has a small squirrel hiding in its base. So far, so ...

Morris Memo contains a clip for a mouth and memo paper. Great for home school or the office.

This fist-sized stress ball will let you squeeze out your stress without a bang. Shaped like a hand grenade it's also great for offending co-workers or throwing at walls in moments of crisis! * Squeezable stress reliever * Dimensions: 9cm x 5cm approx. * From Dutch brand Wanted (Present Time) ...

Our floating T-Lily submerges the tea leaves in the cup creating the perfect infusion of your favourite brew. Comes with 'pond' stand to place t-lily and catch the drips when finished. Supplied in white.

Each fresh talker is soft plush with photo realistic features to reflect the characters that everyone knows and loves. With a soft squeeze, these kitchen crew members come to life. Each character says between 8-12 phrases and puns from the well know YouTube episodes. Collect them all-Orange, Midget ...

Each fresh talker is soft plush with photo realistic features to reflect the characters that everyone knows and loves. With a soft squeeze, these kitchen crew members come to life. Each character says between 8-12 phrases and puns from the well know YouTube episodes. Collect them all-Orange, Midget ...

Transform yourself into some of The Doctor’s greatest friends and villains with this great range of cardboard masks! 1 x Silent cardboard mask.

Any serious situation can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use. This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is ...

This double-walled porcelain portrayal of the classic disposable coffee cup (with silicone lid) let's you enjoy your java without the guilt trip. It's quirky, tongue-in-cheek and perfect for winding up the office greenie – you can watch them huff and puff at your total lack of eco-responsibility,...

Seal your mail with a perfect kiss every time with this self-inking stamp.

This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do for squirrels! Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Ja...

We'll admit it, this pig looks a little demented and angry. You would be too if everyone coveted your insides because they were made of bacon. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Jacket (optional companion to our animal masks) sold separately: http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/Delu...

Make your wit stick–and stick again–with our bestselling collection of Sticky Notes. Delivering efficient functionality with loads of personality, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Reposition them. Laugh at them. Just don’t lick them.

Make your wit stick–and stick again–with our bestselling collection of Sticky Notes. Delivering efficient functionality with loads of personality, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Reposition them. Laugh at them. Just don’t lick them.

Bobble heads, they are. Isn't it time you had your own Jedi Master to guide you in the ways of the Force and support you in your hour of need? The wise little guy will agree with all your hair-brain ideas and nod his approval of your every action. And Chewie! Where would Han Solo be without him? Whe...

Pac-Man - an icon of 1980s pop culture and the best known video games character of all time. Celebrate Pac Man's 30th anniversary with this Pac Man Ghost shaped Stress Ball. The perfect gift for the stressed out video game enthusiast or retro collector. Suitable for ages 3+