Bacon is perhaps the most viable form of currency the world has ever known. Think about it: it's kind of dollar shaped, it's tasty, it's um . . . it's . . . shut up, it's bacon. Bacon is awesome, and the more bacon products that exist, the better the world is. So why not keep your boring currency in...

If the simple grin on this monkey tin isn't enough to cheer you up, the delicious banana mints inside should do the trick. 7.6 cm x 4.4 cm tin contains about one hundred mints.

There has been some debate about whether slow or fast zombies are scarier, but what about the zombie that stands in place and menaces you with spring-loaded neck and arms? Terrifying! This vinyl Dashboard Zombie is a gruesome 14 cm figure of brainhungry terror and will waggle its rotting limbs a...

Are you a secret unicorn? We've found that many people, especially our customers, are secretly unicorns in their hearts - honest, forthright and to tell the truth, a little weird. This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are! Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Jacket (optional...

This decidedly politically incorrect 100% cotton apron is a reproduction of a classic from the '50s. Covered with amusingly outdated rules that a wife should follow if she wants to keep her husband, such as "Don't open his mail", "Don't boss him around", "Watch Your Weight," "Don't be a Know it ...

Add that Hollywood touch to your home and to your home movies. This 17.8 cm x 20.3 cm black and white wooden board has spaces to fill in the Production, Director, Camera, Date, Scene and Take. Quiet on the set! Action! 

There's nothing quite as satisfying as sucking on a cerebellum! Each 4.4 cm wide, sour apple-flavoured zombie brain lollipop makes a great gift for zombies, psychologists and zombie psychologists! * Single lollipop

The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more exciting. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? HOLY CRAP, IT'S A SHARK! Yep, the bottom of this porcelain mug features the imposing head of a...

Impress your friends as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain produced by this 13 cm x 19 x 7.6 cm plastic mould. Includes a recipe for Worm Infested Zombie Brain.

Truly one of our finest swine confections. These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fancy candy dish for the holidays. But, my oh my, would grandma be in for a surprise if she popped one in her mouth! Instead of a standard candy flavour she'...

Just the thing to give your home a little mobster hit man flair. This Sub-Machine Gun Beer Stein / Decanter stands an impressive 46.5 cm (18") tall and holds a cool 650 ml of your favourite beverage. Much better than a boring old pint glass! If you know anyone decking out their own home bar...

Do you have problems and your cat just won't listen ? Try Dr. Freud's Magic Ball. He has thoughtful responses to all of your questions and issues, such as: "Free your inner child", "Go to your happy place", "Hmmmmm..." ...and many more! Working like a magic 8 ball, Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball respo...

Cover your boo-boo with one of these rough and rugged Skin Art Bandages to trick people into thinking you’re tough. 9.5 cm tall metal tin contains three sizes of latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze (four 7.6 cm long MOM tattoos, four 5.7 cm tall flaming dice tattoos and four 4.4 cm tall ...

These 3-D Glasses let you watch 3-D movies and read 3-D comics without looking like a total idiot. As a matter of fact, they are so stylish you might even consider wearing them all the time just in case something you encounter is meant to be viewed in 3-D. For anaglyph 3-D only. Two pair in each...

Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks. These metal and plastic utensils snap open with the push of ...

Mustaches are always cool, but now they can also be downright frigid. This silicone Mustache Ice Cube Tray makes 8 perfect 'staches that will reduce the temperature of your drink to the perfect point. Of course, adding a mustache can also be a disguise. So, if you don't recognize your mojito, it...

We'll admit it, this pig looks a little demented and angry. You would be too if everyone coveted your insides because they were made of bacon. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Jacket (optional companion to our animal masks) sold separately: http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/Delu...

This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show! Each 16" (40.6 cm) long, vinyl turkey is perfect for staging your Thanksgiving table while the real turkey is roasting, or batting around on a su...

Nine out of ten friendly neighbourhood doctors would rather eat these candy cigarettes than smoke real cigarettes. You wouldn't doubt the wisdom of your friendly neighbourhood doctor would you? 9.8 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.9 cm pack contains twelve 8.9 cm long sticks of orange-flavored candy that look so...

You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums terrorizing the streets with jars of pomade and pocket combs. It's about time you invested in some protection for your 'do. Each of these 22.9 cm long (when open), metal and plastic switchblade combs snap open with the push of a button and als...

When your lips get that overwhelming craving for fast food just smear a bunch of this French Fry Lip Balm on them for a quick fix. It's like a drive-though for your lips! Each tube of lip balm is 6.4 cm long with a twist bottom dispenser.

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite y...

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom- That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" debossed on top and comes in a fancy 9.5 cm x 6 cm x 2.2 cm tin.

These adult-sized finger puppets are about 5.1 cm tall and made of rubber. Their flailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Perfect office entertainment. 8 assorted designs supplied.

Most of us know (and some of us actually are) crazy cat ladies. What does a cat lover do when they can't be at home enjoying the company of their cats? Simple, they commune with their beloved feline friends by eating tasty tutti-frutti candies shaped like little kitties. Cute and toothsome cats that...

This 19.1 cm x 22.9 cm magnet looks just like one of those fancy ice and water dispensers found on the door of high-end refrigerators. Closer inspection, however, will reveal some peculiar options like "Frozen Yogurt," "Nacho Cheese," and "Chicken Wings." Sure to frustrate your friends as they despe...

Any serious situation can be deflated by the introduction of a rubber chicken, but traditional rubber chickens are so impractically large for daily use. This vinyl Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken slides easily into any bag or purse waiting to be introduced at the exact moment a little levity is ...

Konnichiwa! These glasses are perfect for fans, or even otaku, of Japanese animation. Slipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime characters whether you're doing cosplay at Otakon or just talking to a fellow fan of Akira via Skype. Buy a bunch and you and your friends can act out y...

The next time someone tells you, "Eat my shorts," you tell them no problem and pull out your Underpants Candy. Wee tin is filled with 32g of tiny tighty whities that are as delicious as they are disturbing. It's like eating out of the world's most delicious hamper!

Candy scientists have been working around the clock to merge two of our favorite sweets into one. These cupcake flavored jelly beans are in a beautiful, 100g cupcake shaped tin and are sure to appeal to all fans of the world's cutest baked good.

This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they notice. If it freaks out people, just imagine what it will do for squirrels! Do not wear around dogs. Latex. Fits most adult heads. Deluxe Smoking Ja...

This is a re-creation of a retro product that used to be sold in the back of men's magazines. The vintage imagery and text communicate hilariously outdated ideas about the importance of height in business and matters of love. Surely, we're all beyond that now, but just in case we aren't, these foam ...

Keep this Emergency Brain with you at all times in case your real brain freezes up, goes blank or starts to malfunction. Also makes a great gift for a ditsy person or a forgetful friend. Each 6" x 4" x 3-1/2" (15.2 cm x 10.2 cm x 8.9 cm), vinyl brain comes deflated in a 3-3/4" x 2-5/8" x 1" (9.5...

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy! Each 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Next time your lips start to feel as dry as tortilla chips, treat them to a generous coating of this Nacho Cheese Lip Balm. Each tube is 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser.

Since most people can't afford to fill their bathtub with absinthe for an invigorating soak we offer this alternative way to aromatize your skin with the sweet scent of absinthe. Each green bar has the words "Absinthe Soap" debossed on top and comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" (9.5 cm x 6 ...

The artwork on these beautiful tins depicts a group of mischievous females cooking up a batch of Absinthe Candies. And while we can't guarantee that our candies are handmade by mischievous females, we can tell you that these are the most delicious anise flavoured confections to ever melt on our tong...

Freshen your palate with the miraculous breath-cleansing power of these Last Supper After Dinner Mints. Each collectible, 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains about one hundred mints that you can share with your apostles!

Tiny metal charm to personalise your cellphone, zipper pull, backpack, or anyplace else you can think of.

Don't leave your wound out there for everyone to see. Quick, cover it up with one of these Underpants Bandages! 9.5 cm tall metal pocket tin contains twelve 6.3 cm x 3.2 cm latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.